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You can learn how to eat chicken noodle soup, how to eat minestrone soup, how to eat gazpacho soup, or you can learn how to use a spoon, and you can eat all kinds of soups. The same goes for math formulas: you can memorize each and every math formula, or you can learn how to alter one formula to solve all kinds of math problems.
Math professor (via mathprofessorquotes)



(via picklesandwine)

That’s a reasonable amount of urine. I guess I was justified in taking a bathroom break.
Me, just now, having positive self-talk

the ratio of the tution+ fees + room + board for a year at my college to my annual salary is about 91/100.

  • me [aloud to myself, in my office this afternoon]: I can say all sorts of things to all sorts of people!
  • me [in a work email just now]: If I'm lucky I'll be dead soon.
My basic feeling is that I don’t believe in a traditional god, per-se, I just believe in a black nothingness and when you die you’re covered with dirt. Full stop. So I’m an agnostic, I guess you could say.
"Alan Thicke" (Paul F. Tompkins) on Comedy Bang Bang (x)

(via unicornery)

Nothing left to lose is just another word for freedom, right?


A Softer World: 1085

(I just smile and say ‘compared to what?)

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