Omaha Snakes

Just mention my tumblr, and the fact that I exiss!
catgifsoup:

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To be used as a threat in our home.

catgifsoup:

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To be used as a threat in our home.

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toothpastecomics:

Tips for your 30s. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

nicoleanell:

richardalperts:

bsg au where everything is the same except every time we find out someone is a cylon, simon and garfunkel’s “the sound of silence” starts playing

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shitmystudentswrite:

their faces light up as if they had a light shining on their faces.

DON’T EAT THAT IT’S NOT FOR EATING

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rafibomb:

When someone asks you where you have your dark thoughts

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Wanted: a practical source for information on fashion that could be specifically tailored to my own situation. There has to be some kind of app for that?

Siri, what color eye shadow is in this season?

OK Google, how many shirts do I need to own for an office job?

WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO STEAL MY COPY OF ULYSSES BECAUSE I WAS “NEVER GOING TO READ IT” AND ONLY HAVE IT BECAUSE I’M “PRETENTIOUS” IS GOING TO GET MURDERED IN HIS OR HER SLEEP.

I need to refer to the text NOW.

mushroomtale-fanart:

You know when sometimes you start drawing and you’re using your usual formula but suddenly there are all these problems and you look back at your formula and you realize you don’t know anything about anything? This was one of those times. I wanted to make something nice but the colors were so far off the mark it’s not even funny… and after that I didn’t really know what I was doing anymore. (My buddy OBQ can attest to this fact.) But at least I ended up with something quite different from the usual?

I never had a legit favorite GoT character until Oberyn though. I think he’s quite wise and after that conversation with Tyrion, I was sold like OMG finally, an actual decent human being… who isn’t suffering / being punished for it in some way, you know? Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken — it just makes sense. And for a few episodes I felt there might be hope yet, in the ever bleak GoT universe, yeah? Ahaha joke’s on me.

This is grrrrrrreat

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Don’t show my nephew- these are in the mail!