Omaha Snakes

Just mention my tumblr, and the fact that I exiss!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

(via derpykitties)

picklesandwine:

Why don’t you exercise this?

Philosophically speaking, all data is discretely distributed.
Applied math professor in response to a question about deciding to model data discretely or continuously  (via mathprofessorquotes)

So true.

silentstep:

therobotmonster:

moniquill:

siderealsandman:

friendlytroll:

prokopetz:

mikhailvladimirovich:

bogleech:

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

unicornery:

a catsong for omahasnakes and her friend Frank (Franklin Delano Romanowski) on the occasion of his return from the v-e-t.

Running down to the table
Jumping up to see what’s new
He wants to eat the lilies
And he gets himself a chunk or two
I still remember
When google told me lilies poison…

This is literally the best.

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1154

(i am not an exhibitionist. i’m just lonely.)

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